Michael's View: Just When You Think You've Seen it All…

Just When You Think You've Seen it All…

Just When You Think You've Seen it All…
     I have been doing property inspections for over almost 11 years now and I think I had seen it all - That is until yesterday. There are those out there seem to push the boundary between creative genius and pure stupidity. And while I did have to give them an "E" for effort and "I" for ingenuity, I had to give them a "F" for utter foolishness.
     The wiring used is not rated for exposed use as the insulation is soft and can be easily damaged. A protective conduit around the wiring would have been acceptable.
     As far as the perforated strapping - Oye-veh! Talk about a razor blade waiting for tender skin. Makes me shudder to think about it.
      Did this make it in my report? You can bet your Sweet Bippie it did...

Redneck Installation

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Comments

Priceless!

Posted by Kenneth Cole NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson (Appleseed Homes Realty) 3 months ago

Hi Michael.  Now that is really bizarre.  Did he hit studs with strapping nails?

Posted by Webster, Ma Conrad Allen, Realtor (Re/Max Professional Asociates) 3 months ago

Perhaps they should hang a band aid dispenser right next to the switch.  I guess they figured their home done wiring was going to fall off the wall without a little extra help. 

Posted by Cindy Jones-Northern Virginia Real Estate & Military Relocation Services (CJ Realty Group, Inc.) 3 months ago

Well I would have to say that is pretty crazy.  I cannot say I've ever seen anything like that either.

Posted by Cindy Edwards CRS GRI PMN Northeast Tennessee 423-677-6677 (RE/MAX Checkmate) 3 months ago

AMAZING!  I'd love to see the video of the person doing this ....I mean how much did they really save in the long run?

Have a great weekend in Nashville!

Posted by Rob Thomas Bristol TN-VA Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro (Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954) 3 months ago

Good morning Michael,

Yikes...I think you are being too generous in your grading curve (LOL)

Have a great weekend!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek - Broker/Associate (Lisa Von Domek & Associates / Real Living Real Estate Group) 3 months ago

I love "non-standard workmanship", as my favorite local home inspector calls this kind of thing....oh, and yes, I'm being a bit sarcastic about "loving" it!

Posted by Carol Zingone, Beaches Expert, Northeast FL (Prudential Network Realty) 3 months ago

Michael- I hope you've compiled a book of all of these.  I always get a chuckle when I see what someone will do to either save time or money or out of pure "duh-ness".

Posted by Kathy Streib-Home Stager-Palm Bch County South Florida - 561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) 3 months ago

Good Morning Michael. Could this be called creative stupidity? 

Posted by James Quarello - Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) 3 months ago

Good morning Michael,

Wow you are right! Just when you think you have seen it all..this one is definitely priceless and ohn so dangerous!

Posted by Dorie Dillard Realtor® Canyon Creek NW Austin TX homes for sale (Coldwell Banker United Realtors) 3 months ago

Good morning, Michael..... aren't some people just plain stupid.... electricity is sooo dangerous, why not hire a professional....

Posted by Barbara Todaro "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 3 months ago

Hello Michael,

That is a good one, I am curious if the is an electrical box inside the wall. My guess is there is an open connection, no receptacle box in the wall. Always interesting to see what a dangerous home owner do to their home.

 

 

 

Make it a great day !!

Posted by John Handschuh Realtor ABR SRES Horsham Real Estate (RE/MAX Action Realty) 3 months ago

Michael, You're right, just when you think you've seen everything, they invent a better idiot. :)

Posted by Liz and Bill Spear RE/MAX Elite Warren County Ohio: Cincinnati to Dayton (513.265.3004 www.LizTour.com) 3 months ago

Good morning Michael. I guess you'd have to see it to believe it. Just amazing. And the prize for danger goes to....this homeowner.

Posted by Sheila Anderson Central New Jersey Homes for Sale (RE/MAX Country) 3 months ago

WOW! Michael. Another great reason whey people should call a certified electrician. Having a great inspector point out their errors just saved them from a possible fire or worst. You are the Man, Michael.

Posted by Jerry Newman,REALTOR®,Texas Agent San Antonio Real Estate & Military Reloc (Keller Williams Realty, 210-789-4216) 3 months ago

Kind of scary isn't it. :)

Posted by Connie Harvey Realtor Nashville TN Real Estate (Pilkerton Realtors) 3 months ago

Big Scorpio - I think it was mighty kind of you to give them an "I" for ingenuity and a "E" for effort! Did they really think this would pass the inspection?! People do the craziest things rather than fix it right the first time. The upside is we all get to see the craziest homemade solutions to fixes that should be done be the professionals! SUGGESTED!

Posted by Kristine Ginsberg Morris County, NJ Stager (Morris County, NJ: Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC) 3 months ago

Thinking an I for IDIOT.  You're right .... Just when you think you've seen it all... you haven't.

Posted by John McCormack- AlbuquerqueHomes.com (Albuquerque Homes Realty * www.AlbuquerqueHomes.com) 3 months ago

I like your grading system Michael! Looks like this student will be getting left behind and have to repeat the grade!

Posted by Craig Rutman Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area Realtor (Helping people in transition) 3 months ago

MIchael,

That is just sweet, on so many levels. Got to love that creativity.

Posted by Donald Hester NCW Home Inspections, LLC (NCW Home Inspections, LLC) 3 months ago

Mike,

When did they miss the point that a home inspection was going to be conducted?

Rich

Posted by Richard Iarossi, Crofton MD Real Estate, Annapolis MD Real Estate (Long and Foster® Real Estate, Inc.) 3 months ago

Michael ~ but what you failed to mention was how attractive the outlet looked!  Yeah, right!

Posted by Dawn A Fabiszak, CRS, GRI, SFR, CNE Servicing Arapahoe County over 18 yrs (Keller Williams Real Estate ( Denver metro area, Colorado) 3 months ago

Michael~That takes the cake. That's the great thing about real estate, you just never know what you're going to find.

Posted by Michael S. Bolton-MN Appraiser (Michael S. Bolton,Inc.) 3 months ago

Michael...

Home inspecting sure makes coming up with blog topics pretty easy. This one was perfect fodder for a post!

Posted by Richard Weisser Coweta Fayette Real Estate 3 months ago

Michael, they should have at least tried to cover it up a bit with duct tape, it does come in colors as well.

Posted by Ed Silva CDPE, GRI, ABR, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754) 3 months ago

Michael, bet you see it all, and this one is really good!

Posted by Joan Cox, Denver Real Estate-720-231-6373 (Metro Brokers - House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate) 3 months ago

Michael, not only I as a mother would disapprove, but my husband the builder would have call in the electrician to do it right!

Posted by Ellen Caruso (Daniel Gale Sotheby's International Realty) 3 months ago
yikes....that is crazy...I think a deal fell today that was filled to the brim with handy manitus in the electrical department...no fun?? And scary!!!
Posted by Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady! (Keller Williams Realty Boise) 3 months ago

LOL I give the guy an A for ingenuity and an A+ for "Burning Down the House" (props to Talking Heads)

Posted by US Mortgages - David Shamansky 3 months ago

Aside from the fact that this is stupid, from the wife's standpoint, it is just plain ugly!

Posted by Anne M. Costello (Weidel Realtors) 3 months ago
I bet you spend most days just shaking your head. Comic relief at least
Posted by Sandra Watkins (RE/MAX Town & Country) 3 months ago

WOW!!!

Posted by Paula Overvold 3 months ago

Nice!  That is what we call a "red flag".

Posted by Lexie Longstreet (Savvy + Co. Real Estate) 3 months ago

Michael, nice find.  I see things like that and worse o a daily basis, the amazing part is that someone actually was proud of their work when they originally did it..hahaha

Posted by Jim Keilson (Maryland Home Inspection Services, Inc.) 3 months ago

Really if they had just put the wiring in some conduit it would have been acceptable. It's not pretty, but it will work. I've seen this done in older homes many times.

Posted by Andrew Herren (Realty Associates/ University of Georgia) 3 months ago

That looks like a door and switches are usually on hte knob side. This looks to be on the hinge side. What a foolish mistake!

Posted by Glenn Roberts - Seattle Residential (Lake & Company Real Estate) 3 months ago

This is one reason buyers need to use a home inspector.  You just never know what "fixes" the previous owners did.

Posted by Karen Steed Associate Broker Haralson Realty licensed in GA and AL (Tallapoosa, Bremen, Waco, Buchanan, Temple, Carrollton) 3 months ago

Wow great thanks

Posted by Anonymous 3 months ago

It's good you can look at some of the "surprises" and laugh. . . thankfully you were there to protect the buyer!

Posted by Joy Daniels (Joy Daniels Real Estate Group, Ltd.) 3 months ago

Good Morning!  Somewhere, a village is missing an idiot.  Amazing!

 

Posted by Kathryn Maguire Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach ((757) 560-0881 GreatNorfolkHomes.com) 3 months ago

I wonder where the listing agent was in all of this?

Don't we owe it to our clients to point out possible concerns with their home when we list them?  At least before the inspection phase.

Anyway great post!

Posted by Bart Vickrey (Bart Vickrey & Co Real Estate) 3 months ago

Had to call the hubby in to see this one! Amazing what some folks do to save some money.

Posted by Laura J. Lycans (Sandhills Choice Realty, LLC) 3 months ago

Hiya Michael,

That people would do (and do) those things is amusing

-- but as you point out,  so, so dangerous!

The home inspector I use in this area has complied a bunch of those such photos and blogs about them from time to time.

You might want to do the same.

Regards...

   
Posted by Thomas F. Kennedy, Esq. - Montgomery & Howard County Real Estate (Oz Realtors) 3 months ago

I really enjoy these posts. It's always amazing what people will do. I bet you see something new all the time! When Realtors show property and we see things we get asked "why did they do that?" and I have to laugh, because how do you rationalize that out?

Posted by Sylvie Johnson Flagstaff, AZ Home Buying, Home Selling and Investment (Keller Williams Check Realty 928-600-2765) 3 months ago

Funny, I've done that sort of wiring just to have a switch handy on a project, But you were saying that this was a permanent install... LOL ... I would think that the city inspector would not give the CO on that project.

 

But it's good that you bring these little details out in the inspection report, it helps educate the end user and at the end of the day, they learn a bit more about home safety.

 

thanks again for your hard work.

 

Michael

Posted by Michael Rasch (Plum Pads) 3 months ago

How right you are! 

I kinda figured that might be one of those "deficiencies" on the inspection report! LOL

And now I know how to spell "Oy-Veh" !!!! :0)

Thanks!

Posted by Edith Schreiber Dallas Area Real Estate (1st Time & Move Up Buyers, New Construction) 3 months ago

Just when you think something is so simple as to be fool proof you are reminded just how inventive fools can be.

Posted by Marshall Brown (Inspection Consulting) 3 months ago

did you get the guy a roll of duct tape and fix it right?  cheryl(I think the yellow one would go good with the decor)willis

Posted by Cheryl Willis, MO BROKER Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Lawrence Co. (RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI) 3 months ago

It takes all kinds. We had a homeowner that insisted they had city sewer but the had a septic tank. A quick check with the city should they planned on extending city sewer to this area some five years out. The homeowner insisted we show city sewer as part of our listing. We didn’t take the listing but someone else did and it showed city sewer. We’re sure the friendly neighborhood home inspector will catch the error – Opps!

 

Posted by Jeff & Jane Daley, Scottsdale Real Estate For Sale (Luxury Valley Homes For Buyers & Sellers Phoenix AZ Area) 3 months ago

That right there is a great advertisement for a home inspector's services!!!

Posted by Richard D Ferris Florida State Certified (FHA) Appraiser (AmcAppraisalsinc.com) 3 months ago

If only they had some staging experience a tall dresser would have been put in front of the switch-- or a curtain even if there was no window,, so your grades were a bit high

Posted by John Rakoci North Myrtle Beach Coastal Carolinas (Eagle Realty) 3 months ago

It has all been said about your find and assement but I believe you should get a postive about Oye Veh and Sweet Bippie! We must keep these discriptive phrases active as only they can truly express what you saw!!!

Thanks for the wt* for the day.

Ruth

Posted by Ruth Venezia 3 months ago

If that's what's visible on the outside, I can only imagine what else might be behind the walls!

Posted by Monica Hill, Delaware Real Estate (RE/Max Associates) 3 months ago

This ranks right up there with the listing I had (a fixer-upper for sure) that had a switch dangling from a wire where a wall had been torn down.

Yikes!

Posted by Carolyn Roland-Your Delaware and Chester County Historic Homes Specialist (Patterson-Schwartz Real Estate) 3 months ago

LOL!! Doncha just love do it yourselfers?

Posted by John Arendsen, Real Estate Sales & Inves Real Estate Distressed Property & Rehab (TAG Real Estate Sales & Investments & ON THE LEVEL GC) 3 months ago

Creativity combined with the "can do" mentality of the DIYer...Hilarious.

Posted by Ruthmarie Hicks (Keller Williams Realty - White Plains NY) 3 months ago

hehe, hate to say it but that must be my Uncles house!

Good Share

Posted by Ben Yost - FHA, VA, Homepath and Jumbo Mortgage Loans in Denver, Colorado (First Time Home Buyer, Mortgage Rates, Pre-Approval) 3 months ago

NICE

Posted by Fred Sylvester (Accredited Building Consultants, Inc. ) 3 months ago

Wow!  I'm not even close to being an inspector and can tell that a few things are definitely wrong with that picture!

Posted by Diana Germano (Realty Executives) 3 months ago

 Just think what could be lurking behind the walls or floors where ugly surprises can't be seen! It's "Buyer Beware!" to the nth degree.

Posted by Kristina Heili (Keller Williams Premier Realty) 3 months ago

One more example of "The mind is a terrible thing to waste." I can't even justify creativity here...All I can muster is... REALLY?

Posted by Jeffrey Markell, Newport Beach REALTOR®, Vanguard RE Solutions and Training (Geneva Real Estate & Investments) 3 months ago

Michael ...Great info and tips as always ...Going to re-blog!

Have a great weekend!

Posted by Rob Thomas Bristol TN-VA Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro (Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954) 3 months ago

Michael

you are making it a point to LET THE WORLD KNOW to be sure and have a home inspection.

Posted by Dan Dee McGinnis 3 months ago

Unbelieveable.  Well, maybe not.  Sure wish there were some way to alert a LOT of home owners..."Things Not to Do to Your Home for the Next Ten Years if You Want to Sell It When You Retire Instead of a Bulldozer-remodel."  We've all heard so many buyers saying they want to own instead of rent, so they can "do anything to my home if I want to."  Not true.  The next owner's lender, that lender's appraiser, the buyer's inspector, will all care a lot what you do to your home. 

Posted by _____ Lee Alley, Ph.D. ___ PROPERTY MARKET ANALYST 3 months ago

I guess he was out of duct tape!

Posted by Valerie Crowell, Broker Associate (Keller Williams) 3 months ago

Michael--The "creativity" we see never ceases to amaze me!!!  I hope no one was injured on the strapping!

Posted by Tamara Perlman (Referral Network Inc.) 3 months ago

Humans....

Posted by Ron Aguilar 3 months ago
That's the best one I've seen this year, definitely a front runner right now!!!!
Posted by Dean 3 months ago

Altogether now, in key.....

M - I - C,

K - E - Y,

M - O - U - S - E !!

Posted by Michael J. O'Connor, Eastvale, 951-847-4883 (Diamond Ridge Realty) 3 months ago

I gather this is not one of the Nashville Antebellum homes where they are a stickler about "period" restoration. Great article, Michael.

Posted by Dan Farris 3 months ago

Amazing what people won't do for convenience. How dangerous! Those are probably the very people that go steal copper wiring out of foreclosed properties and get electrocuted!

Posted by Orita Issartel 3 months ago

The guy left the bottom screw exposed ... how reckless!!

Posted by Cynthia Larsen - Sonoma County Real Estate Broker (707-332-2560 www.safehavenrealty.com) 3 months ago

Gosh!  That looks like something my uncle would do!  Except...he would have used duct tape.

 

Posted by Monica Hess (Feng Shui This) 3 months ago

Dear Michael,

Words fail me! If you have never seen it done like this at your friends' houses, you may want to call a professional.

Posted by Dörte Engel -> ABC - Annapolis, Bowie, Crofton (RE/MAX Leading Edge) 3 months ago

The crazy things you inspectors find never cease to amaze.

Posted by Marte Cliff (Marte Cliff Copywriting) 3 months ago

Nice job! Gotta love it! Reminds me of the guy that bought a house to flip. He and his wife swore it could't have termites. The removed all the bad wood.

Posted by Anonymous 3 months ago

HAHAHA! Thats ways to creative!

Posted by KATHY DOWD, Realtor® Search Cape Coral & Ft Myers FL Homes for Sale (Right Choice Realty, 239 220 4133) 3 months ago

You are, like, TOTALLY missing the point.

He, like, saved fifty bucks doing it this way.

Duh!

Posted by Dennis Erickson 3 months ago

Michael, that must be the new combination light switch/finger nail trimmer

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) 3 months ago

good laugh! 

Posted by Cindy Keil, Realtor CDPE (REMAX Metro and REMAX Masters) 3 months ago
I can see the home description on the listing. Great home complete with unique light switches.
Posted by Bryan Stephens - Inland Empire Ca Looking for homes in the IE call today! (Keller Williams Realty) 3 months ago

Wow.  Not sure if there are words to explain this and how dangerous it could be.  And nice staples on there at the bottom too.  Probably has more staples and punctured the wiring somewhere.

Posted by Randy Clare South East Houston Realtor (RE/MAX) 3 months ago

now we can appreciate the need for a building and safety department in local government! no matter how we feel about building code violations!

Posted by Anonymous 3 months ago

A good home inspector is worth his weight in gold!

Posted by Debbe Perry 828.439.3084 Morganton/Lake James NC (Real Living Carolina Property ) 3 months ago

I am too tired to back all my bad electicity puns right now.  THanks for the post.

Posted by Gene Riemenschneider East Contra Costa Home Sales 01492725 (Home Point Real Estate) 3 months ago

I would have to say that is pretty nuts!!  I cannot say I've ever seen anything like that either.

Posted by Paddy Deighan, Esq. PhD 3 months ago

I like the idea of duct tape too! Would that be acceptable at the re-inspection? :-)

Posted by Mitch Muller (Pro-Stead Realty Charlotte, NC CRS CDPE mitch@prostead.com) 3 months ago

Send it in to Jay Leno as a redneck fix it job.  Too funny.  amazing what people do.

Posted by Rob Arnold, metro Orlando full service, investor friendly & foreclosure Realtor (Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc.) 3 months ago

Oh that's WAAY more attractive than cutting the drywall.  Maybe he's going for the "industrial" look?

Posted by Julie Babcock -Nook & Cranny Home Inspections (Nook & Cranny Home Inspections Tonawanda, NY) 3 months ago

That is special!

Posted by Harley Wilcox (West Group Real Estate) 3 months ago

Michael,

I guess some people just don't know what they're doing. Fortunate buyer's have great inspectors!

Posted by Carla Freund, Relocation Certified - Raleigh, Cary, & Triangle Area Realtor® (Fonville Morisey Realty - Kowitz & Freund Team Realty) 3 months ago

It appears to be a fairly new house looking at the molding and the sheetrock texture...should have paid the builder to put in that light!!

Posted by Mike McCann - Broker - Nebraska Land For Sale - Farmland - 308-627-3700 (Mike McCann - Broker, Kearney, Nebraska) 3 months ago

I resonate with 'Just when you think you've seen it all'. I see some really crazy things every once in a while..... but, almost as crazy is the way some sellers or buyers view the silliness. Some really major items draw little response, and then a minor item becomes the 200 lb canary.

I've resisted the idea of starting a Hall of Shame blog because I don't want to make fun of someone else's home. I've considered an anonymous ID that isn't tied to this area, or maybe an imaginary town, but most of the issue is lost without a picture which brings it all back to my client or me.

Anyone else bothered by this, or have a solution???

 

~Don

 

 

Posted by Don Burbach (Inspections You Can Trust) 3 months ago

I'm sure it is safe to say there are only wires behind that switch plate - no receptacle. Can only imagine what the doorbell looks like. LOL

 

Posted by De'Lores P. Arline 3 months ago

I cannot believe this, sometimes I wonder about things like this. I mean, they knew their property was getting inspected??? Crazy and yes, oh so dangerous. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Teresa Isner, Realtor with Coldwell Banker King Thompson 3 months ago

I am sure this detail was perfect for the unique decor of the house..." rough and dangerous living"!

Aloha,

Posted by Monique Ting, RA e-pro SFR (INET Realty Honolulu, HI) 3 months ago

wow did he learn that in Electricity for Dummies...unreal and such a safety issue but yes creative!

Posted by MaryBeth Mills Muldowney MA Realtor and Auctioneer (TradeWinds Realty Group LLC) 3 months ago

Hi Michael, I can just imagine walking into that dark room and fishing on the wall for a light switch.  Ouch!

Posted by Bob Miller - Bob the Realtor Ocala & Marion County (Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty) 3 months ago

Michael, that is priceless.  Hope you don't mind, but I printed the picture to show my guys.  You're right, just when you think you have seen it all, you find something that makes you shake your head.  Have a good one!

Posted by Pat Rentz (VIP Inspection Services Inc) 3 months ago

I saw this on Qman's blog. I scrolled to skim and saw.. WT Hell?  LOL! Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Cathy Bureau, MBA, (210) 560-1891 San Antonio, TX - Real Estate Broker (www.GreenHomeRealtySA.com) 3 months ago

Interesting application - surprised they did not paint to match the walls to make it "invisible".  Hate that kind of strapping.  Guess it was necessary because the plate screws were not long enough to hold the mess?  And my magic word to get this to post is "farkleberry".  Hmmm - very appropriate.

Posted by Yvonne Wilder (D B R) 3 months ago

Wow,  I am speechless!

Posted by Debora Nichols Realtor Anthem, Phoenix Scottsdale, Glendale, Peoria, Surprise, (Residential Resale and Short Sales www.shorsalehelpphx.com) 3 months ago

Sadly, you can't find this inventive switch repair kit on any aisle at Home Depot or Lowes!

I looked!

Posted by Dennis 3 months ago

Not much is worse than DIY electrical.  We have found so many issues with our house over the years from the previous owner who has tried to Do It Himelf for all kinds of things. Craziness. -Kasey

Posted by Kasey & John Boles Boise, Meridian, Ada/Canyon/Gem Counties (Jon Gosche Real Estate, Boise ID) 3 months ago

I wonder if Jeff Foxworthy could use that as a 'redneck' light switch?

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) 3 months ago

Michael,

Thankfully, that is not one of my own DIY "fix-its".  That is hiarious and a bit sad!

 

Posted by Adam King (Metro Brokers - Kings Kastles Denver, CO) 3 months ago

I've never seen anything like that before!

Posted by Colorado Springs Realty Patricia Beck (Re/Max Real Estate Group, GRI, CDPE) 3 months ago

Epic fail - a real redneck knows you use duct tape for that!

Posted by Jim Paulson (Owner/Broker) (Progressive Realty (Boise Idaho) www.Progressive-Realty.info) 3 months ago

Stupity is as stupity does.

Posted by Ric Mills (Keller Williams Southern Az) 3 months ago

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